How Not to Steal a Piano

You know how sometimes a harebrained scheme comes into your head and you can’t help running with it? Today has been exactly that.

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Stupid Things I Have Made - JFGI

So, I made a thing. It’s a really dumb thing. I like to call it “JFGI”, which is pronounced either as the series of letters or as the thing it stands for - “Just F&%king Google It”. Many thanks (and hugs!) to Ann who reminded me that this thing already...

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A Day at the Museum

I’ve been contacted for a potentially lucrative job, but it’s a little bit… unusual. Generally I get a little bit more detail than “We have a job for you, meet us at this time,” so I was a little wary and ready to just not bother with it. But when...

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Is there a doctor in the house?

There was a collective sigh of relief in the comms room when the away team radioed back to let us know what had happened in the village. We were all a little shocked about what happened, but also relieved that we knew that at least some of the team was...

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Someone set up us the bomb

This whole thing just keeps getting weirder. The attack of the clockwork robots was a thing. Apparently I’m pretty damn good with a gun, and stuff. Lauren was pissed that an untrained rookie was better at shootering than she is, everyone else seems to think it’s because we’re apparently either...

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